Poem For Chloe - #1113

Monday, 14th February, 2011 I'm a fan of being romantic, but I'm also a fan of ruining whatever romantic points I've earned.

One night I told my girlfriend (at the time) that I wanted to whisper sweet nothings into her ear. I leaned in close and did just that. She was pretty upset about it. But how was I supposed to know that she would be offended by the language of the wookiees?

-Jimmy.